[JOKE] What Is Marketing?
A new way of explaining what marketing is to non-marketers.
What is marketing?
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see gorgeous girl.
One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
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